Vanuatu Investment Migration Bureau (VIMB Services Ltd) - SCAM ALERT

[JohnnyDoe]

I have zero knowledge of Africa.

Africa is bigger than it appears! (The other continents are smaller, than is). Its countries and nations are so different from each other.

if I show up with a Guiné-Bissau passport anywhere near a bank in the West, I'm getting my *ss arrested for sure 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Not arrested, but for sure bounced and blacklisted.
Plus, if you hold a diplomatic passport you are considered a PEP. So you can finally experience what happens if you answer “yes” to THAT question on the forms

 

[jafo]

Can you tell more of this program?
Aren’t we all of African descent?

You are 100% correct about this! 100%!!!

Mitochondrial Eve!
Matrilineal most recent common ancestor of all living humans.
In human genetics, the Mitochondrial Eve (more technically known as the Mitochondrial-Most Recent Common Ancestor, shortened to mt-Eve or mt-MRCA) is the matrilineal most recent common ancestor (MRCA) of all living humans. In other words, she is defined as the most recent woman from whom all living humans descend in an unbroken line purely through their mothers and through the mothers of those mothers, back until all lines converge on one woman.

Source: Wikipedia

 

[Joe Top]

But would we also pass the genetic test there?

 

[Joe Top]

NGL, but besides the citizens of the African continent I meet when I go to Yiwu, I have zero knowledge of Africa. I do some business with some people on the African continent, but they are white people, Dutch and English in Zuid Afrika (South Africa) and Germans in Namibia and we speak either English or Afrikaans (kind of like Dutch, so we can understand each other) or German with those living in Namibia.

I wished I could be of further help. This is so far outside my circle of competence...it's NOT even in the same galaxy! What I can tell you is that if I show up with a Guiné-Bissau passport anywhere near a bank in the West, I'm getting my *ss arrested for sure 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 My name ALONE is a DEAD GIVEAWAY that I have ZERO connections to the African Continent. I'm so f*cking fried if I even tried that

Anybody tested the Guinea Bissau one? What do you think about contacting and investing with the Guinea-Bissau National Investment Agency? It comes top on Google and the website looks legit. It is a bit dated, though. Most stuff is from 2014 and the source code still has "<!--[if IE 7]>" stuff in it. Maybe, we can hire @Laid Back Llama to upgrade the website for them and in return get a proper introduction to the Prime Minister of Guinea-Bissau?