Why nightmare??? It is what I am planning to do: 2 US LLCs (non-resident alien owned) owning a UK LLP. I will be liable for tax, but actually I am a EU citizen legally fiscally resident in a banana republic.
I am also considering to open UK LLP and I have 2 options for my structure:
1-) Myself (UAE Resident) + My UAE Company
2-) Myself (UAE Resident) + My Wife (UAE Resident)
I consider the first option more but I'm not sure it is a good idea for banking(TW is enough). Privacy is not important since I don't have any income/corporate tax liability.
Thanks CaptK for your replay! Got a second question hence: why by having a UK LTD among members (I red somewhere in the forum even with a mere 5%) should make a difference for a UK bank?
it is impossible to get any proper banking for such setups now a days. Unless you have a big wallet and your lawyers to back you up locally in the UK.