Hey someone dared to open the Pandora's box on OffshoreCorpTalk about the idiotic Dubai solutions sold there by "Fred" (the same guy who recently reopened shop in Panama after a 6-months stay to take control of the country):
Dubai tax residency: the illusion sold by TikTok and OffshoreCorpTalk gurus
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6 months in Panama under belt?
He probably figured out how to order food at a restaurant. If he is not bunkered in the hotel, PedidosYaing everything.
He probably figured out how to order food at a restaurant. If he is not bunkered in the hotel, PedidosYaing everything.
He proudly announced that when he presented his new solution to the esteemed OCT readership.
Should be enough to label him as clown.
Probably, he thought it was a nice selling point. I solve in 6 months what others take 6 years to build.
OCT today is nothing more than Fred’s personal chat. He sells his Dubai laundering services (send USDT, receive a “salary”) to the most naive newcomers and pays a cut to JohnLocke.
This CrazyPanda guy is roasting Fred and his cheap evasion scheme. Everything is so obvious, yet several people fell for it!
And he’s roasting JohnLocke too, who tried to intervene to protect his buddy Fred:
And he’s roasting JohnLocke too, who tried to intervene to protect his buddy Fred:
Now we can add missiles to the list of reasons to avoid Dubai 🙁
It's not worth it getting bombed in the midst of a desert to save tax
Bedouins throwing things against each other because of decomposed reptiles is a supreme display of civilization 🙄
it's not the burj that was hit, it's a hotel nearby, the fairmont in palm jumeirah
Some say it was a drone, some that it was debris from a missile that got intercepted...
Everyone is chill in dubai afaik... calmer than usual, but nothing serious. Missiles were intercepted.
This from friends there.
Many are packing ready to leave the place forever 🤣
Some say it was a drone, some that it was debris from a missile that got intercepted...
Everyone is chill in dubai afaik... calmer than usual, but nothing serious. Missiles were intercepted.
This from friends there.
Many are packing ready to leave the place forever 🤣
it's always so difficult to choose a hotel in Dubai!
imagine you spent a lot of money for living in the palm thinking it's the safest place in the world... and a missile lands right there 🤣
also if you retweet fake news or share something that could hurt the reputation of UAE you'll be subjected to full force of the law...
so that's why you see so many Bedouins saying it's fine it's chill come habibi 🤣
EDIT: sorry the other text was fake news wasn't from UAE.
also if you retweet fake news or share something that could hurt the reputation of UAE you'll be subjected to full force of the law...
so that's why you see so many Bedouins saying it's fine it's chill come habibi 🤣
EDIT: sorry the other text was fake news wasn't from UAE.
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Been hearing reports of more strikes in Dubai. UAE propagandists are out in force saying everything is fine.
yeah dubai airport was hit by iranian missiles (or drone). it was full of people albeit flights were stopped...
there are wounded. Evacuating right now.
I see MANY US stratotankers coming (that usually means they're refilling fighter jets or bombers...).
some of them already in Europe now. And additional 9 just departed...
We'll see next hours what will happen!
Also another famous hotel was hit and it's on fire! (Burj Al Arab)
there are wounded. Evacuating right now.
I see MANY US stratotankers coming (that usually means they're refilling fighter jets or bombers...).
some of them already in Europe now. And additional 9 just departed...
We'll see next hours what will happen!
Also another famous hotel was hit and it's on fire! (Burj Al Arab)
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I’ve spent a lot of time in the GCC as we all here have. Very nice, very luxurious, very hospitable, but you can tell the societies in those countries are very brittle, just a polished veneer over some real nastiness. And Iran being next door is always on everyone’s mind, even though it is Very Safe.
NGL, I almost fell for the Dubai thingy...
I had a call with Fred in 2019, but luckily for me he was a bit apprehensive with me...
Then I got stuck in China during the pandemic.
Then, Johnny D. mentioned something about "Who would "trust" the Bedouins?"...and I'd NEVER heard that word before, so I looked it up. Went down that Rabbit Hole...f******ckkkkk 🤣 Nightmarish AF🙁
Furthermore, a few of you guys also chimed in with similar statements...which made me even more skeptical....🤔
Seriously, had it not been for a lot of you guys, especially Johnny D starting the snowball, I would have (probably) been in Dubai today 😳😳 I would have been so f******ckeddddddd
Guys, this reminds me of Alan Watts' Alan Watts' Chinese Farmer Story
So, to everybody who was brave enough and spilled the beans on that desert scam: Thank you! 😍 Cheers to you and may you be blessed orders of magnitude more money than I ever dreamed about! 😎
PS. This was Fred's quote to me back then 🙄:
I had a call with Fred in 2019, but luckily for me he was a bit apprehensive with me...
Then I got stuck in China during the pandemic.
Then, Johnny D. mentioned something about "Who would "trust" the Bedouins?"...and I'd NEVER heard that word before, so I looked it up. Went down that Rabbit Hole...f******ckkkkk 🤣 Nightmarish AF🙁
Furthermore, a few of you guys also chimed in with similar statements...which made me even more skeptical....🤔
Seriously, had it not been for a lot of you guys, especially Johnny D starting the snowball, I would have (probably) been in Dubai today 😳😳 I would have been so f******ckeddddddd
Guys, this reminds me of Alan Watts' Alan Watts' Chinese Farmer Story
So, to everybody who was brave enough and spilled the beans on that desert scam: Thank you! 😍 Cheers to you and may you be blessed orders of magnitude more money than I ever dreamed about! 😎
PS. This was Fred's quote to me back then 🙄:
