Cancel your plans for late November: Alien invasion imminent

[JohnnyDoe]

You might want to clear your calendar around November 21–December 5. Why? Because according to this peer-reviewed paper, the recently discovered interstellar object 3I/ATLAS is possibly technological, intentional, and even malign.

No, this isn’t Reddit-tier fanfiction. It’s a published analysis co-authored by Harvard’s own Avi Loeb. And it lays out evidence that would make any sci-fi doomsday scenario blush:

• Orbital alignments with Venus, Mars, and Jupiter that happen with a probability of less than 0.005%.
• An orbital plane that’s perfectly suited for stealthy maneuvering around our system—retrograde but hugging the ecliptic.
• A reverse Solar Oberth maneuver planned right behind the Sun, cloaked from Earth’s view, just in time to brake into the inner Solar System.
• Arrival window at Earth: late November to early December 2025.
• Evidence of non-gravitational acceleration compatible with a solar sail.
• No cometary outgassing.
• Estimated size: ~20 km. Too big to be common. Too quiet to be natural.

The authors say that if the Dark Forest Hypothesis is correct, then hostile intent is more likely than friendly.

In other words: If it’s not just a rock, it’s a recon probe.
We might be watching a silent planetary scan before a system-wide upgrade to silence.

Morale of the story: November 2025 might be your last chance to buy canned beans and a Faraday cage.

 

[JohnnyDoe]

UPDATE: 3I/ATLAS Shows Non-Gravitational Acceleration at Perihelion
Now with bonus blue glow and unexplained brightening​

It’s happening.
As of 29 October, the object known as 3I/ATLAS has officially demonstrated a non gravitational acceleration, a key marker in the "maybe-not-a-rock" column.

According to a report from Davide Farnocchia (NASA JPL), confirmed by Harvard’s Avi Loeb, 3I/ATLAS experienced:

• A radial push away from the Sun of 135 km/day²
• A transverse nudge of 60 km/day²

To put that in plain language: it moved through space, instead of just falling. Like something with intent… or at least propulsion.

If it’s a comet, the numbers imply that it should be consuming huge amounts of mass, something on the order of 10% in the coming weeks. That would be a big visible gas plume. ESA’s JUICE spacecraft should be the first to detect it in early November, and Earth-based telescopes (plus Hubble and JWST) will get a close look on 19 December.

But there's more: it's glowing blue.

Normal comets redden from dust and cold. But this thing got bluer than the Sun during perihelion.
Possible explanations:

• Ionized carbon monoxide (natural, but rare)
• Artificial light or a hot engine (Loeb’s words)

This would be anomaly #9 on the list of weirdness. The full list includes impossible alignments, stealth-friendly orbits, lack of coma, and optimal braking positions cloaked by the Sun.

Loeb ends with a warning to his peers:

“It is bad practice for astrophysicists to conclude the data must be wrong just because they have no theoretical explanation”

 

[Justit]

You might want to clear your calendar around November 21–December 5. Why? Because according to this peer-reviewed paper, the recently discovered interstellar object 3I/ATLAS is possibly technological, intentional, and even malign.

It’s the 3rd of December. Any news?

 

[JohnnyDoe]

It’s the 3rd of December. Any news?

Looks like aliens had better things to do.
Oh well, let’s wait for Betelgeuse to explode now:

 

[void]

Looks like aliens had better things to do.

how disappointing...