I do realize my cynicism is off the charts. ns2
I am touring the Canaries, right now in Santa Cruz de La Palma. This is a very pleasant city with many beautiful buildings, cozy squares, cafes etc. Great lifestyle, unbeatable climate year-around. This and other cities in the Canaries are anything but shitholes ...until you start paying Spanish taxes, including the wealth tax. That, and some minor inconveniences*), and it all turns into cagada.
So, I am in a s-hole of my own making: I like some places, but would not want to pay︀ their taxes. There are some low tax countries (BG, RO, CY, GE...), where I would︁ not like to live in. Then there are some out-of-reach options, such as Switzerland, Monaco︂ etc. Thus far I've been too stingy to pay for an offshore solution that might︃ become unnecessary in few years. The fees would anyway eat much of the savings.
Whenever I have a dark night of the soul, I consider capitulating: Minimizing capital gains, just︄ holding gold and bitcoin and living off savings in a place like Spain or Portugal.︅ Even then they would hit me with an exit tax. I am done with Asia,︆ so that is not an option.
*) minor inconveniences = a few days ago in︇ Las Palmas, I bought local prosciutto-styled sausage, that had a mild aftertaste of s**t. Apparently︈ their production process has some room for improvement. Would not happen in France or Germany.︉ There are always snakes in a paradise.