I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that his GF is Mexican, and she prefers Spain because she dominates the language.
I'm saying this with lots of admiration for OP, because he said this:
smi(&% rof/%
The guy is bright AF!
OP, your best︀ bet is this:
and this:
Essential question: Do you have a "cuñado?" (Mexican brother-in-law for︉ the Spanish impaired).
PS. Based on this, I am asking this question because I know︊ plenty of Dutch and Mexican guys successfully living in Spain with their "story" in order.︋ Of course, you can't "slip",which is a euphemism for "skydiving without a parachute against the︌ Hacienda"!
I'm saying this with lots of admiration for OP, because he said this:
smi(&% rof/%
The guy is bright AF!
OP, your best︀ bet is this:
and this:
Essential question: Do you have a "cuñado?" (Mexican brother-in-law for︉ the Spanish impaired).
PS. Based on this, I am asking this question because I know︊ plenty of Dutch and Mexican guys successfully living in Spain with their "story" in order.︋ Of course, you can't "slip",which is a euphemism for "skydiving without a parachute against the︌ Hacienda"!