What are some of the top investment if you have only 1000 euro?

[JohnnyDoe]

Fantastic buying opportunity, down 99% from ATH and only 13% slippage. Volumes are a bit low though, at $25k per day.

 

[ImKing]

I swear to cryptocurrency

 

[Martin Everson]

Doesn't stop some saying - "Hey bro its going to the moon. Your just a hater spreading FUD bro. It's an 8000x token bro. Gonna get me a Lambo and some land on the moon with the gains. Just picked up a bag of it today. You got to have diamond hands out here bro, Elon for the win." 🙁

 

[Marzio]

Cocaine and hookers.

Since alcoholics are already in the list i’ll throw in cocaine and hookers to the mix

 

[JohnnyDoe]

Wait, this is a solid project for the most fantastic sculpture ever seen, not a get rich quickly scheme.

 

[lostguy]

You may be in trouble!

 

[04372]

BULL tokens on FTX.

And just wait

 

[clemens]

where do you get that information from? Can you do shorts with kraken or only with Binance?

 

[diatessaron]

You can get that info by tracking their wallets, I made mine send me alerts through Telegram. Kraken doesn't have that many coins available for trade in futures. Try Bybit, Binance and FTX liquidate their users a lot.

 

[Martin Everson]

But BEAR token is doing better 😕.

Maybe he can spread the 10000 between some BULL, BEAR, EGT and some LUNC. Nothing but upside bro.

 

[SoNewToAllShit]

Wine, Whisky and Champaign is what you want to invest in if you only have a 1000 euro.

 

[JohnnyDoe]

You could buy a case of good wine en primeur and you have good chances to resell it for a profit… in 10 years. Assuming that it’s well stored for all this time.

 

[SoNewToAllShit]

you must, of course, have a temperate room for storing wine and champagne. If you do not like it, then whiskey is the last resort.

 

[JohnnyDoe]

I don’t think you can store good whisky in a random attic or garage.
Underwater wine storage seems a new trend, curious to hear from someone who tasted wine coming from the abyss.

 

[clemens]

you mean this one..
https://www.wtravelmagazine.com/new-trend-underwater-wine-ageing-in-europe/
I better go into deep sea fishing

 

[JohnnyDoe]

Yes
I better go fishing and come ashore with a bottle of Chateau Petrus smi(&% Whatever you find in the sea is yours.

 

[04372]

Now that you mention LUNC... I'd put AT LEAST 800 of those 1000 there. It looks like a solid investment.

 

[Martin Everson]

Absolutely its a buy and hold and a great addition if you already hold a bag of Bitconnect.

 

[clemens]

Now you speak about, what is the trick ?
https://coinmarketcap.com/da/currencies/terra-luna/

 

[JohnnyDoe]

Clearly he is dumping his shitload of LUNC smi(&%