Cyprus is OK
It has all the pros of a proper tax base including very reasonable taxation both on corp and personal level, non-dom, local laws are reminiscent of English law, food, nature and climate are OK, there are some proper schools and some entertainment.
It also has all the cons of a tax heaven including overpriced property market and terrible building quality, high prices on almost everything due to export, general laziness and low qualification of government services and tradesmen, exhausted healthcare and education and a constant construction.
It's also one of the few places where you can stay all year long and don't get washed away by a hurricane of suffocated to death by desert.
I am still︀ considering Cyprus as my "plan B" tbh.