[NORWAY] How do I launder my legal money?

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I'm more curious about authorities trying to enforce crypto NFT taxation, when they are basically‌ trying to tax a software code. there are gaming NFTs which are a "two other‍ NFTs joined together" (when you join lands into estate, or a dog and a tank⁠ into a super-dog-tank and stuff like that for games, on chain it shows as a⁤ "New NFT in your wallet" and I imagine trying to explain on my tax report⁣ for IRS that these new NFTs are functions in a smart contract that "not really"⁢ create a new item but join existing items together 😀 and that I gained nothing by︀ doing that). regulations and banks, taxation, are slow to adapt to new reality and will︁ step on some people and squash them in the process, so pls be careful everyone,︂ buy gold and build an off-grid hut in a jungle [with solar panels and bitcoin︃ miners] to wait for things to get back to normal.
 
Hey! Update for those who care. I decided not to deal with Norwegian banks. Getting‌ all my documents translated from my native language to Norwegian (No option to do it‍ to English and then to Norwegian), apostille stamped and notarized would be super expensive, because⁠ the bank itself didn't specify which documents they need to see, and my translated tax⁤ returns weren't enough. I decided to keep the money offshore, and just have new money⁣ from my business registered in Norway go into the bank. Norway is a real shithole,⁢ the only reason I moved is because my husband lives here and he wouldn't survive︀ in my home country, so it is what it is. Oh well.
 
Shithole? Every Norwegian is a millionaire in NOK by birth.

The reason you︁ moved there is cause your home country is a s**t hole. Dont get confused.

No Im not Norwegian, but you are delusional. Obviously Norwegian banks are gonna
look weird at︂ your Paraguay money or what ever s**t hole you had money from.

Scandinavian banks are︃ some of the most strict.
 
My partner is from Norway. Dealing with Norwegian banks is painful due to the enormous‌ bureaucracy and poor service. We live in Switzerland now and are very happy with banking‍ services here.
 
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