This is TOO easy, but I'll bite...
Scam = "Every ruse by anyone, entity, licensed, unlicensed, public, private, or 'government' that seizes, confiscates, disgorges, i.e. steals, money or assets that do NOT belong to them or they have NOT earned through the fruits of their labor in a voluntary transaction, regardless of scribbles on paper, followed by a ritual called voting, and then renamed as law and enforced or judged by people who have a vested interest or draw︀ all or some of their salaries from the stolen money or assets."
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To make it︁ easier to understand in a real-life situation: If the banker/agent who orders the scam, or︂ writes the code for it, happens to be in the middle of the Amazon jungle︃ with Mike Tyson alone, would they really still have the conviction to physically do the︄ scam?