Cancel your plans for late November: Alien invasion imminent

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You might want to clear your calendar around November 21–December 5. Why? Because according to this peer-reviewed paper, the recently discovered interstellar object 3I/ATLAS is possibly technological, intentional, and even malign.

No, this isn’t Reddit-tier fanfiction. It’s a published analysis co-authored by Harvard’s own Avi Loeb. And it lays out evidence that would make any sci-fi doomsday scenario blush:
  • Orbital alignments with Venus, Mars, and Jupiter that happen with a probability of less than 0.005%.
  • An orbital plane that’s perfectly suited for stealthy maneuvering around our system—retrograde but hugging the ecliptic.
  • A reverse Solar Oberth maneuver planned right behind the Sun, cloaked from Earth’s view, just in time to brake into the inner Solar System.
  • Arrival window at Earth: late November to early December 2025.
  • Evidence of non-gravitational acceleration compatible with a solar sail.
  • No cometary outgassing.
  • Estimated size: ~20 km. Too big to be common. Too quiet to be natural.
The authors say that if the Dark Forest Hypothesis is correct, then hostile intent is more likely than friendly.

In other words: If it’s not just a rock, it’s a recon probe.
We might be watching a silent planetary scan before a system-wide upgrade to silence.

Morale of the story: November 2025 might be your last chance to buy canned beans and a Faraday cage.
 

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