Russian propaganda really works.
They lost their influence in Ukraine, Kiev was not taking orders from Moscow (like Belarus) so the war started, simple as that.
If Europeans forgot how their life was during the USSR then let Russia invade us. We are invaded anyway by US big tech and Chinese products, only an army it's missing.
Some people here will live a more happy life in an Europe under Russian empire.
Its very easy, health test, emirates id form and the ifza form online. 2 days later the visa was ready and another 3 days to receive emirates id. As other user said you do everything in one day, the rest is just waiting.
Its a fairly easy on-boarding process. I registered online through their IOM subsidiary. After a week they contacted me, I provided SoF documents and after few more calls the account was active in approximately two months. I've registered as UAE resident getting the visa through @Fred from DLS...
If you know someone in Germany, you could register at his address then buy the cars, get the plates and de-register after a while. Even staying registered I don't think it will trigger any tax verification since you don't have anything in Germany, no bank, phone, etc.