Vatican tax residency

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Dear people!

What is the way to acquire tax residency in the Vatican?
The tax system is pretty favorable for capital gains (0%), and so small and within the EU so I assume if you can get a residency there you can still live in any EU country without being considered a tax resident where you really live.

I could only read like 3 lines from the Bible then I got bored of it, so for me finishing all the Catholic schools are not an option, I would rather just buy a title there that gives you the right for a tax residency without actually living or working there.
 
jesuschrist said:
Dear people!

What is the way to acquire tax residency in the Vatican?
The tax system is pretty favorable for capital gains (0%), and so small and within the EU so I assume if you can get a residency there you can still live in any EU country without being considered a tax resident where you really live.

I could only read like 3 lines from the Bible then I got bored of it, so for me finishing all the Catholic schools are not an option, I would rather just buy a title there that gives you the right for a tax residency without actually living or working there.
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Become the Pope's assistant I supposesmi(&%rof/%rof/%.Think if you give them your username on OCT they might as well take you as the pope even if you dont know anything from the Bible or Catechism.
 
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tolstoy said:
Become the Pope's assistant I supposesmi(&%rof/%rof/%.Think if you give them your username on OCT they might as well take you as the pope even if you dont know anything from the Bible or Catechism.
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Right but I don't really want to work and sadly I don't know much about Christianity. I would definitely consider an OTC deal with the Pope if he has interests in my name.
 
jesuschrist said:
Right but I don't really want to work and sadly I don't know much about Christianity.
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Of course you don't, a few things happened after Easter of 33 AD and you might prefer not to know or you will get upset.

jesuschrist said:
I would definitely consider an OTC deal with the Pope if he has interests in my name.
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You know how it works in those temples, things haven't changed much in this respect since your times.

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Donate your wealth and join the clothe... tax residency...

Gave me a chuckle, obviously the Vatican has never heard of a barn stable birth...

I'd like to live in there and brush up on my latin.

Would happily donate and reside there for a year.

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In my research ....There are many country with zero tax......The most important Point one have to consider is Bank account .....as for example Bahamas has zero tax but the Bank account will be tricky....
Better to find How you manage your finance in Total tax free country.....IMO Monaco and UAE are the best for Zero tax residency ...Others are just a trap. Not worth considering ....Not worth the headache...Some country you can lose your life while saving tax......Reality is often disappointing..Just do not trust online info easily.

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tolstoy said:
Become the Pope's assistant I supposesmi(&%rof/%rof/%.Think if you give them your username on OCT they might as well take you as the pope even if you dont know anything from the Bible or Catechism.
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If you are young and pretty,try to seduce some priest or bishop.
 
Sols said:
Well, just make sure you don't bank with the IOR/Vatican Bank. Lots of money laundering scandals, making it difficult to move money in and out. Bank somewhere more reputable, maybe Mount Athos?
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Mount Athos looks like a nice place but I would miss the women there...
Life makes no sense without women.

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I'm afraid people here don't take my issue seriously, all I want is to have a decent life in a civilized country, live from my capital gains while paying low or zero tax.

Marie Manila said:
Vatican is not part of EU. And also not part of Schengen.
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Sorry I meant surrounded by the EU, even if there was border control I doubt any EU country would double tax Vatican residents.
azb1 said:
In my research ....There are many country with zero tax......The most important Point one have to consider is Bank account .....as for example Bahamas has zero tax but the Bank account will be tricky....
Better to find How you manage your finance in Total tax free country.....IMO Monaco and UAE are the best for Zero tax residency ...Others are just a trap. Not worth considering ....Not worth the headache...Some country you can lose your life while saving tax......Reality is often disappointing..Just do not trust online info easily.

Peace
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Monaco is too boring and you would have to actually live there for tax residency, why would anyone live there.
I think I would skip Muslim countries where a sheik can decide anytime to steal your assets.
 
jesuschrist said:
Mount Athos looks like a nice place but I would miss the women there...
Life makes no sense without women.


I'm afraid people here don't take my issue seriously, all I want is to have a decent life in a civilized country, live from my capital gains while paying low or zero tax.


Sorry I meant surrounded by the EU, even if there was border control I doubt any EU country would double tax Vatican residents.

Monaco is too boring and you would have to actually live there for tax residency, why would anyone live there.
I think I would skip Muslim countries where a sheik can decide anytime to steal your assets.
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All good points.

Come in the Dominican Republic, where women are gorgeous and people love you! Also, no taxes on foreign income and very good free zones.

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jesuschrist said:
Monaco is too boring and you would have to actually live there for tax residency, why would anyone live there.
I think I would skip Muslim countries where a sheik can decide anytime to steal your assets.
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Monaco is too boring?? Come on, you want to move to Vatican! How Monaco is more boring than Vatican?? Every year Monaco have the F1 race, you must take this in mind.

I am not expert, still learning about all this, but Bulgaria is apparently another country with 0% tax, and it is also in Europe, so you will be close of other european countries.
 
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In this case I totally agree with you. It's an entertaining topic.

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