Sorry, I respect your life choices and decisions, but that's where you lost me.
what are you describing is based on fantasy, Swiss bankers are not stupid and what are you describing is money laundering 101, at least in the eyes of bankers and governments (whether that apply to you or not is a different question)
Just ask yourself this question? why Swiss bankers (who︀ are heavily monitored from both the Swiss government and western governments) would work with some︁ one who can't satisfy basic KYC/AML regulations and want to use these banks for cashout︂ purposes only? who in their right mind would accept such ridiculous thing, specially when these︃ bankers have thousands of other applicants that can easily meet kYC/AML regulations and have much︄ higher deposits and investments and are not high risk clients? the answer is nobody. here︅ is the thing, they don't need you, you need them.
Swiss bankers and Swiss︆ people in general rely on their brand, they have this comfortable image of themselves that︇ they are good enough and they have the luxury to choose which people to work︈ with (sometimes, i wonder how much longer will this last though, specially when you have︉ better jurisdictions who are keeping up like Singapore and the UAE)
in the UAE, you︊ have a completely different mindset and I'm speaking from experience. the UAE - even though︋ they don't need your money - they need your business, they want you there, they︌ are trying to get rid of this image that the UAE is what it is︍ now, not because of oil, but because of their business friendly regulations and mature legal︎ frameworks that exist in places like the DIFC. that's why, they are opening up these️ new ventures like DMCC crypto Centre and other things, they want people to come and they are trying to innovate to appeal to foreign investors.
in the UAE, all you need is dubai co + dubai visa + dubai bank account and you are set, from there you can diversify and invest/open foreign bank accounts from branch/representative offices in the DIFC in places like Switzerland, Singapore....etc. you really will have endless opportunities.
so why go through all these headaches when you can have straight forward solution that will cover all your needs?