OffshoreCorpTalk’s Most Realistic Business Plan Ever

[juggle]

So I finally figured out the perfect business model.

No risk. No taxes. No compliance headaches.

Step 1: Move to a remote island.
Step 2: Open a lemonade stand.
Step 3: Only accept Bitcoin.
Step 4: Tell regulators you’re “just a hobbyist.”
Step 5: Retire in 6 months… or get shut down in 6 days.

Who’s in?

 

[alley]

Try following this one, for example, in Tenerife.

 

[ImKing]

Count me in… but only if we upgrade the plan:

Step 6: Rename it “Citrus‌ Blockchain Solutions.”
Step 7: Sell each glass as an “NFT-powered hydration experience.”
Step 8: Charge‍ 0.01 BTC per sip.
Step 9: Partner with Elon for the moon launch.

Regulators will⁠ be too confused to shut us down.

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[justnew]

Work for Mc Donalds until you get rich.